Istanbul Turkey, (inda kana mengana sama ayam turki ah) ada orang tua kana accused merugul bini-bini disana. Iatah kes nya ani berpanjangan, inda pandai habis, sal nada bukti samada ia ani merogol atau inda, betukar-tukar udah lawyer di sana atu, inda jua pandai habis kesnya. Ia pun inda jua kan ngakun if ia merugul, malu jua ia tu ih. (ambuk mana ngakun ia bau ambuk).

Iatah satu hari belurih ia lawyer yang kana recommend oleh kawannya. Nya-kawannya lawyer ani lawyer paling handal di seluruh Turkey, so dibawanya tia bejumpa, skali rupanya bini-bini wah lawyer ah, bukan lagi bini-bini, chix wah, what i mean hotchix skali pandang macam Drew Barrymore. *atu alai!!!* bah jangan melarat huhu. -back to story line lin!-

Lawyer Alai : Uncle, cemani saja, Trial udah me appoint for next wednesday. Monday & Tuesday inda dapat, me kan meliat drama Shah Rukhan Baru. Iatah kita ikut saja apa yang me suruh karang nanti di court. okie uncle?

Orang Tua: First of all lady, jangan panggil me uncle okay? rude tu wah, panggil ja abang, baby pun bulih. inda wah*cari nasib*

Hari wednesday yang di tunggu-tunggu atu pun tiba, masuk lah semua orang-orang tertentu dalam court kan bicara ani. Lawyer atu pun ngaga hakim and minta request supaya orang tertentu saja dalam court ani. dua saksi, hakim, lawyer atu sendiri, and si-orang tua.

Lawer Alai to Orang tua: Okie Sir, bediri atas meja, and turunkan seluar kita.

Bediri chia orang tua atu ngikut perintah lawyer atu. Lawyer atu pun start memigang anu orang tua atu sambil becakap to tuan Hakim.

Lawyer Alai: Tuan Hakim, logic kah orang tua ani merogol?? Logic kah? Logic? hah? *sambil melucik-lucik*

Semua saksi including Tuan Hakim tecanggang meliat yang orang tua-tua atu nada respon at all... Layu wah. Skali bebisik chia orang tua atu to the lawyer.

Orang Tua to Lawyer:

*bisik-bisik*
Dang, ouhhh Dang!! jangan tah batah-batah. Kalah tani karang!!!

 

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Emmy E1D said:

	... Hehehehe..Dari mana aja u dpt idea sempoi cemani ani? I wonder wat will happen if perkara ani banar2 tejadi dlm court.
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November 01, 2007
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Alin said:

	Hey Emmy haha dari mana nah?? cerita yang ani my dad yg ceritakn dmalam masa kami makan di pondok seri wangi.. kalau me need story, me aga ja my dad.. pa! pa! ada cerita baru? start tia becerita tu! hehe.. huhu..
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Shidee_1906 said:

	... hahaha.i heard this story before.. hehe dari ur brother.hehe i laughed like crazy.hehe keep it up Alin.
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November 02, 2007
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Alin said:

	Hey Shidee Hi shidee!! iawah dari my bro wah, awu banyak jua source stories from my bro atu, ceritanya bukan bukan! haha.. anyway shidee, thanks for stopping by!
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zairo said:

	... calie2.. ganya satu saja ku inda paham. apakan arti lucik2 ni? kan ku tanya bapaku, takut ku ayat dirty. hehhhee.. karang kana ladaie ku leh babu.
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Alin said:

	Lucik-lucik :cry : lucik-lucik is similar to memicik-micik makai ujung jari. hehehe :x
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jimbo said:

	... i dont get it. kenapa pulang kalau batah dorang kalah?:x
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November 07, 2007
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Coolio said:

	Why pasal kalau batah the burung naik, and if the burung naik, obvious yang orang tua tu merogol. kan kalah tu! hehe ngam lin? :grin
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November 07, 2007
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jimbo said:

	... hahaha, awu ah. logic jua lol :roll
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November 08, 2007
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Orang Tua said:

	WOI... bahapa kamu?! Kediaku tu ... Orang Tua diatas ah!! :roll
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November 09, 2007
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teeqs said:

	... hahahha.
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November 11, 2007
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Path said:

	Home Jokes Warga Emas Kana Tuduh Merog :grin nice one! membari tkrem mua ngalih ketawa..hehehehe..geezz..a very gud stress-free joke!
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November 15, 2007
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Izzie said:

	Hahaha Hilarious!
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babyshidah said:

	... hahahaha...bek jua bkn realty ceta ne f vnr..awu,bnyk jua urg d luar court brtanya..knapa urg2 trtentu saja bleh ada d dlm...f wartawan tantu cari lubung utk sekodeng n mndngr pmbicaraan a2... Great Joke...welldone
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November 28, 2007
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((B.R.O.O.N.Z.E)) said:

	... vrenk ahh ceta mu nda logik arr...nda siuk g tew boringg2.....yng nda patut2nya arr
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hantap said:

	Cali tekarang! Boring ~~~~ bored..
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zirah said:

	... HAHAHA. talurrr. funny though xD
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liau badar said:

	... haha..di lucik2nya...kmbang bulungku eyh...
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Fifa said:

	HBITC HAHAHA. kes kan basar lah tu tagak!!! hahahahahaha PACHAH BUI!! asteeeee
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syurz said:

	... ahaha,atho pacah banar ktawa ku,ku yg sedang hot marah ane pun ilang hot,sexy tia pulang :zzz
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kina kna tempiling said:

	... panat. meherrrr plus caliiii brabezz. mlatop tawaku wah. :grin :zzz :p i laikkkkk~
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AquariusStar said:

	... Terungat ku ktwa... low profile eh urg tua toh~.. hehe membisik lg~ cmfirm mng nie... ahahaha... astaga~ :p
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unknown said:

	asteeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha pandai jua ya takut bah urang tua ah.. kalau naik anu nya atu mati urang tua atu tu.. haha jokes can make me fly highhhh hahaha..
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hunnybee said:

	a2 cali bnr..hahaha...nda tahan ku e... bravo lin..alum abis ktawa ku...funny..funny...funny..hahahahaha..
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june said:

	... hahahahah..atu caliiiii~~~hahahha
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fai601 said:

	ada ada sja hahahahaha ada version ke 2 kah?
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January 07, 2009
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wanyy said:

	haha smpi ada prkataan lucik-lucik lg toh..haha
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aadams said:

	lucik2 erti lucik2 atu memigang kapala anu orang tua atu sambil menampakkan sama lawyer. TQ
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Newbie said:

	... hey.. i like the story man.. haha.. so funny.. at first,i thought the story was real... gagagaga.. but,good idea.. i love it.. haha.. i wonder if this will happen in the court one day.. huhu
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~teKiDum~ said:

	... tekkkiiiidddduuuumm panjang n batah
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Awg grudi said:

	... Urg tua 2 tah yg merugui banarnya ah?
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SuE_88 said:

	hahahaha!!! pacah parut ku,inda lg baik.... baby tua pakah... gali ku.. tua2 m'bari gali...
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ecoy_88 said:

	... hehe lucu ar cita ni
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simystery said:

	... cuba tah yg di atas atu aku nyaman jua ani urg tua
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